I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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