I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
