bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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