just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
wanna go halves on a baby?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I want to be your penis for a week.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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