i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
