it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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