That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
My hand turned me down
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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