I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
