Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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