She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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