Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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