i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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