Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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