that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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