Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize
