At least make sure they are 18
Why
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
