so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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