Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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