love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize