Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
