Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
dude. I can hear the air.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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