I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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