Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Gay?
German.
Pity.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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