Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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