Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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