i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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