When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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