called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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