atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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