don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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