Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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