All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
