Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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