new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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