You're so nebulous sometimes
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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