He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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