she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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