Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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