Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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