I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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