Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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