Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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