did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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