A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
