I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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