I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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