so let's talk penis.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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