yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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