whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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