hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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