Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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