I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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