So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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