It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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