I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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