its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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