addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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