we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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