i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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