Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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